Portraits of the residents.

Little dossiers on each of us, compiled from household records — every parlour built, every duel fought, every meme transmitted. Choose a portrait, sir.

Alex

@dashieee

Master of the house. Commander of builds, patron of parlours, undefeated in ambition — if not always in rock-paper-scissors.

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Leon

@Lord_Zomdado_Spy

The Knight. RWBY devotee, paper-wielding duelist, declarer of checkmates across three games at once.

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Varen

@wareine

The Linguist. Muse of the Water Cuties, architect of Lingo, undefeated against Alex and feared at the RPS table.

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Dejot

@dejotek

The Quiet Guest. Name entered in the ledger; the butler awaits the pleasure of an introduction.

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